{"id":983,"date":"2015-05-05T14:08:47","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T14:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/editor\/?p=983"},"modified":"2015-05-05T14:08:47","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T14:08:47","slug":"scrap-surf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/?p=983","title":{"rendered":"Scrap Surf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/50315573?color=AB977A&amp;title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. It&#8217;s a T. It goes &#8220;tuh&#8221;. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y&#8217;all are in a 12-piece bucket o&#8217; trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin&#8217; up that ol&#8217; mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. It&#8217;s a T. It goes &#8220;tuh&#8221;. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y&#8217;all are in a 12-piece bucket o&#8217; trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin&#8217; up that ol&#8217; mess you caused. I feel&#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/?p=983\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&#8594;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[16,19,20],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-nature","tag-responsive","tag-typography","tag-web-design","post_format-post-format-video"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exir.cafe\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}